barnyard philosophers
by Douglas Messerli
Lee Breuer (text and direction) Pataphysics Penyeach: Summa Dramatica and
Porco Morto / performed as part of
the Under the Radar festival, New York, Mabou Mines / the performances I saw
were on a matinee on Sunday, January 18, 2009
After the weak performances I had
witnessed one night earlier in a Broadway theater, I was delighted to witness
actor Ruth Maleczech's marvelous acting as Sri Moo Parahamsa, the first bovine
to lecture at the Gifford lectures of William James in Scotland. As if she
herself had four stomachs, each with a different voice attached, Maleczech
divertingly argues, in pure pataphysical nonsense, that the post-performance
animal should take acting lessons, and proceeds in a heady mix of scientific
jargon and an oddly logical argument based on the existence of the "triune
brain," that all animals should "Know Thyself":
As an academic, a mammal, and a cow,
I know I have a soul
And since I do not have a neocortex,
it must not reside
therein
It's my thesis—and I'll go to the mat
with a lizard on this
point—that psyche lives in the limbus
Reality is not real, it is
virtual
Each mind has its game and
virtualities are subject each to their own laws
The neocortex to the laws of
reason, the reptilian spinal stem adheres
to chaos theory
and as for the
hedonic—limbic laws are, in the vulgate vernacular, showbiz
"Know Thyself"
says the Delphic oracle
Well, to "know
itself" the post-performance animal should take an acting lesson
A zany satire on various acting methods ("A Strasburg, a Meisner
and an Adler may differ in approach, But Methodists generally agree that the
spiritual script breaks into actions and objectives") "Summa
Dramatica" ends with a recovering animation, Marge Simpson, testifying on
screen to the value of Sri Moo Parahamsa's Institute, loosing a hilarious send
up of phrases such as "truth is beauty." This delicious monologue
(or, if we count Marge as a "true" character, we must describe it as
a dialogue) ends with the new barnyard post-performance conclusion that
"The Greeks have been in denial for 3,000 years / The Truth is not
beautiful."
Poor Porco, the wonderful puppet of Breuer's loony imagination, has just
committed suicide, and in a valedictory ode from the grave admits that he could
no longer stand living, obsessed as he had become with the great Grey Lady, The New York Times. Although he attended
the famed bovine-run "Institute" for a while, he left it doomed by
the "Sick Fiction Syndrome," destined to end its days as a replay of
a subplot to The Lion King.
Breuer's satire here at times seems so broad-reaching that it does not
always hit its mark, but when Breuer's language does hit home, it takes us all
aback, as we are shamed by our easy acceptance of mediocre journalism as a
"true" presentation of life. Recalling his feelings upon first
meeting The Grey Lady, Porco proclaims:
What did I feel, Grey lady I felt vivid!
O the torture, the spins, the
needles, the pins. The creative dilemmas...
What music of my heart should
underscore what angle of your face?
What did I feel Grey Lady? I felt "life-like"
The Times was a beautiful vagina
that in my hubris I engorged
with every cunilingual wag of my tongue
Your vibrations were histronic!
There was drama in the
air—tragedy—and it was generational
The New York Times was going
through menopause
....
Later:
I am a New York Times creation,
American un-emancipated
I am a tabloid's love slave.
How hilarious, accordingly, to have read a few days lady, in the Grey
Lady herself, a review expressing the following:
So there's this pig, see, and he lives
The New York Times. After a romantic affair with the Gray Lady, they commit
suicide together with a "Diamond Sutra dagger," but not before the
pig, played by a puppet, offers a few sweet nothings to a stack of newspapers.
...If you're trying to figure out what is going on here in "Porco
Morto," ...you're not the only one. ...It stars animal puppets and
features a lot of bad puns, pretentious jargon ("normative soulfulness"?),
some jokey video and barely coherent mockery of commercialism and this news
organization.
Lucky Porco's no longer around to
engage in conversation with his former love. Breuer couldn't have written a
sillier response. As Mac Wellman once admitted, the surreal events of his plays
are generally based on news articles; "you couldn't make them up!"
I was happy to verbally admit, upon Sri Moo Parahamsa's urging: "I
pledge allegiance to the hype."
Los Angeles, February 15, 2009
Reprinted from Green Integer Blog (February 2009).
